Myopic man looking for a pipe in a steam room accidentally ended up grabbing another guy’s penis.
The unidentified 42-year-old wanted to wash his bath seat at the fitness club in Vienna, Austria.
After instead hanging on to the victim’s penis, the 19-year-old threatened to “break his jaw”.
The 42-year-old told an Austrian court: “Due to my poor eyesight I made a mistake and ended up grabbing my neighbor’s penis in the steam room.
“I just wanted to grab the pipe.”
The man also attempted to recreate the incident with gestures, which failed to influence the court.
He was fined € 13,500 (£ 11,000) and banned from the club for good.
The 19-year-old was acquitted of threatening behavior.
Earlier today, Daily Star Online revealed a couple who filmed themselves having sex in an ancient temple and posted the clip on Pornhub were charged with blasphemy.
The couple, both 23, from Italy, uploaded their antics at a Buddhist temple in Bagan, Myanmar, to the adult website.
But Burmese authorities reacted with fury after the clip went viral.
There was a social media outcry in the socially conservative country after the video was released, filmed at one of the world’s holiest sites for Buddhists.
Authorities said they would charge them under national blasphemy laws, which would carry a combined maximum sentence of three years in prison if convicted.
An anonymous Myanmar Culture Ministry official told 7 Days News that the shooting of pornographic films at a UNESCO World Heritage site is of concern to the whole nation.